Dear Dr. Glenna -
I was so excited to receive your Viper Pilots pattern that I couldn't wait to cast on. Unfortunately after heavy deliberation I realized none of my sock yarn would do your amazinglyawesomesuperkewl pattern the justice it deserves. And I just can't half-ass it. Currently I'm digging in the couch cushions for change to save up for some Smooshy. I plan to go to my LYS on May 1st with my bag o' change and lint to be a proud owner YTWDYPP (Yarn That Will Do Your Pattern Proud). I just wanted to get it out in the open so you don't think I'm being unreasonable. Sadly I'm just being "on a budget."
Thinking of your sock pattern daily,
I'm Not Bad...